A short bio:

This is the REAL turd turdgutson. All other products claiming to be me are cheap imitations.

Turd Turdgutson™. Bringing you quality commentary since April 2005.

Location:
A shitter near you.

Birthdate:
Jan 30 2032

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
The one in Pottery Barn.

Favorite Toilet:
FlushForce 5000 XLT™

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Anything that doesn't let the turd bleed through and defile your hand.

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

Screwing around on Google, I'm sure.

Member for:
3 years 27 weeks

Points:
108