After a few years with a constipation problem I began using Metamucil. Boy, does is work. You take fabulous craps right on schedule, and the best part is - it's a clean drop! Nary a discoloration on the T.P. But on the days I forget to do my fiber thing, next morning I'm smearing shit all over everything.

I've always been fascinated with poop. Especially this subject: do girls poop? And from what I read, they shit their brains out. Or it's a plot worked out by guys masquerading as female shitters, and the lovely ladies deposit a cellophane-wrapped loveliness with a big red bow.