I suffer from IBS, and my poo is never the same twice. Sometimes it is liquid putrefaction incarnate. Sometimes it is about a 3 on the Bristol scale. Sometimes I poop up to 5 times in a day, most of the time, I don't see it for days on end, and when I do, it's usually a combination of all and any of the above.
My farts would uncurl your pubes, and the stench of my movements (if and when they happen) is enough to move you to tears.
