I've always loved bathroom humour, ever since I was about 7 years old and my grandpa bought me a book entitled "Animal Grossology".
If my username looks familiar, it's because back in 2004 I used to frequently leave comments on this site under the same name.
If anyone wants to know if toilets have feelings, read the first Harry Potter book and decide for yourself. (Don't watch the movie; it doesn't have the funny thing with the toilet.)

When you have strange obsessions and you frequent search engines and bored.com, you find obscure sites.